Chimp with razor! Watch out!

Interesting. Melba has started playing around with the razor. The one we stole from the journalist. Xelsior thought it was an iPod. It was hard work convincing him you could not get music out of that thing. Stellar managed to plug it in when we were alone and did some work on her face. When she was done, we were speechless. She looked like one of them. Our jailers. Not as ugly, because her face is not so flat with those horrible, long, pointy noses that they have. And their plucky tight lips. But still. We were rolling around, laughing our heads off.
- Hey, Stellar, - I said. You're going to get us all in trouble when they see your face.
- Yeah, plus we'll loose the razor, they'll confiscate it.
- We might want to use it again.
We rubbed her face with old banana skins to make it brown, because her skin was amazingly pale once it was shaved. She scratched it to make it swollen and bloody. She's tough, Stellar. As soon as she heard one of our jailers come in, she rushed to her cot and lied down. It was Colokempo, Blancatrix' young assistant. He was setting up equipment for a new experiment. Stellar kept lying there, with her back to us. We thought he never would, but eventually, he did notice her. He approached her and turned her on her side. When he saw her face, he rushed out of the room. Fun for us, because we got time to play around with the electronic equipment. Blancatrix came running in and shrieked when she saw Stellar who was pretending to be too sick to get up. Stellar even managed to refuse a piece of candy that they offered her. Awesome. And now they're all worried about her, she doesn't have to do any work just getting pampered to death. Wish I had her brains.
Pffew. And have had no time no opportunity to look into getting myself a facebook.