At last - or - I'm the best

I've got it at last. My own blog. It was not easy. I had to pretend to give the Blancatrix a biiiig huuuug to spy her password. She always falls for it, once my hairy arms are around her neck and I put on my cutesy expression. As usual she had sit me at the computer to do all sorts of experiments and learning on the computer. All for a few pieces of half rotting pinapple. No minimal wage here. As soon as she was out of the room, I opened a new screen window, went online and I was in. My blog. Hellooooo, all you chimps out there! Time to express ourselves! OO-OO-AA, OO-OO-AA.